Alright...where do I start without sounding that I did not like this movie. O-k. I did not like this shit. How DC Animated Division portrayed this New 52 movie is highly questionable. Myself and editor Brent Bullard watched this shit in HD over the weekend and Justice Leaugue: Throne of Shit-Lantis took 5-steps back from the success of the Flashpoint animated flick. As a comic book reader, one must point out that the animated movies do not follow exactly how the printed material is written!

W H A T ?!?

O-k, to you people who do not read printed material. Y E S. The animated DC movies do not follow how the storylines are written from the comic line. For example, In Throne of Shit-Lantis, Arthur Curry a.k.a. Aquaman in the New 52 "reboot" is discovered within the first launch of the popular 2011 New 52 printed line which got boosted from the success of the Flashpoint series. Confused? Well that is what you get for not reading the actual comics. The movie was a 6 out of 10, which falls in line with www.imdb.com/title/tt3878542/ 6.2 rating.  In my opinion Aquaman should have been introduced as a member of the Justice League established from the comic material. Instead, Aquaman is discovered by the Justice League and of course the heroin Batman, whom as always, is the Detective unravels that Arthur Curry is half-human and Atlantian from a murdered scientist whom randomly was written into this animated movie. 

2014 Justice League War the first New 52 adaptation from the Comic Book 2011 relaunch. 

2014 Justice League War the first New 52 adaptation from the Comic Book 2011 relaunch. 

I blame the animated muck-up of character events and poor producing from the first New 52 movie Justice League War (2014), which did not have Aquaman at all !!! Yet there is a specific scene where Darkseid and his minions are ravaging the sea. Instead, the producers and writers of the DC animated division, introduced Shazam before Aquaman!!!. O-k, I am nerd-raging at this a little too much. 

Regardless, as a supporter of DC more than Marvel, I do enjoy the animated movies being produced. It is better than nothing. However, as my colleague Brent Bullard viewed the Throne of Dick-lantis, he wanted to puke bison shit out of his eye sockets. It was so bad for Brent, that he walked away and mumbled "I want my hour back for watching this shit." L O L. 

Basically, the movie was cheesy, poorly written and voice-over scenes without enthusiasm. For example, this movie threw in too many love-couples. Granted we all know that Lois Lane in the New 52 is kicked to the curb for the stars and stripped Wonder Women. Whom by the way is not wearing her super-sexy printed comic line panties and boobie cleavage chest plate. Instead, for the purpose of censorship  she is covered but showing some dumb-ass outfit that covers her tits! W T F . If DC is censoring animated movies because feminist feel that Wonder Woman is too revealing then why the fuck does the movie have decapitations, blood sockets rupturing, and mortal kombat-type fight scenes???!??!?!? GAWD just give Wonder Woman her super sexy outfit!!! SHIT. 

On the left: New 52 outfit in printed Comic line. Originally, Jim Lee in 2011 gave her pants but with the high outcry from nerd perverts she got booty shorts back.   RIGHT: is the pro feminist bend over backward/backward mentality no-cleavage animated version.

On the left: New 52 outfit in printed Comic line. Originally, Jim Lee in 2011 gave her pants but with the high outcry from nerd perverts she got booty shorts back. 

RIGHT: is the pro feminist bend over backward/backward mentality no-cleavage animated version.

Nevertheless, Superman finally got better glasses and is using his kryptonian dick to penetrate the Amazonian princess. In addition, since when did Cyborg have a girlfriend? He has no -d i c k. 

N E W A Y S...if you like to see your DC heroes in animated form and not care about story lines then this shit is for you B rO. Definitely, there is no Kevin Conroy and Tim Daly to give life to the Worlds Finest Batman/Superman. We do have Nathan Filliion as Green Lantern! Sad to say even the Captain of Fire Fly could not save this miserable piece of donkey shit. 

 

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